Calibration sequence
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Send the problem, not a mystery box

Use this page for Scrappy access, SEO Bongbetic access, BONGT updates, VnAAI workflows, developer-tool questions, collaborations, or custom builds. The contact flow opens a guided email draft to xavier@bongbetic.com. No backend form is hiding behind the curtain.

Scrappy access is $5/year for 365 days. SEO Bongbetic is $5/month with unlimited domain reports during active access. BONGT is free and in development. VnAAI is in development and requires API access for AI features.

What to include

Send the tool name, the problem, the expected output, and any deadline that is real rather than spiritually aspirational. Keep secrets, passwords, API keys, private customer data, and screenshots with sensitive details out of the message. The inbox does not need a cursed treasure chest.

Use the guided mail flow below, read Responsible Use, or inspect Bongbetic tools.