Available
Scrappy
Lead generation for people who enjoy prospects but not manual suffering.
- $5/year
- Digital marketers, freelancers, outreach teams, and local researchers
Bongbetic tool crypt
AI invited. Chaos supervised.
Build with AI. Survive the consequences.
Small, darkly funny software tools for vibe coders, marketers, trainers, and workflow survivors.
- Scrappy
- $5/year lead research
- SEO Bongbetic
- $5/month unlimited domain reports
- Operating mode
- AI invited. Chaos supervised.
Tool crypt
Current builds in containment
Available tools, in-development builds, and planned workflow machinery.
Available
SEO Bongbetic
Google-grounded SEO guidance with unlimited domain reports for $5/month.
- $5/month
- Digital marketers, site owners, SEO beginners, and AI-assisted builders
In Development
BONGT
A terminal that does not eat your machine alive.
- Free
- Vibe coders, beginner developers, Windows users, and agent experimenters
A small lab for work that keeps getting weird
Bongbetic builds practical software for people who have to turn messy work into usable output. The site is not a shrine to artificial intelligence. It is closer to a workshop with a mop by the door, because the machine occasionally spills soup on the floor and calls it strategy.
The current tools focus on lead research, SEO cleanup, beginner-friendly coding workflows, lightweight terminal work, and AI-assisted review systems. Scrappy is available for $5/year. SEO Bongbetic is available for $5/month with unlimited domain reports. BONGT and VnAAI are still being built in public view, with the usual amount of patience and muttering.
What the tools are for
Bongbetic tools are small on purpose. They are meant to answer one practical question, produce something a user can inspect, and stay honest about the limits. If a workflow needs a dashboard cathedral, Bongbetic will first ask whether a good report, a clean export, or one useful button would solve the job without requiring a ritual robe.
Start here
Use Bongbetic tools to inspect the current product set, read What Is Vibe Coding before letting an AI agent hold the keyboard, or visit Lab Notes for field notes from the workbench.
Internal routes
Next in the system
Useful next pages in the Bongbetic maze.